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SAT NOV 14  7:00 PM
The following is a paid dinner program

Paul Rendleman’s Psycho Friends Network

Call me now. Dinner is in your future.

This Saturday, Nov 14 · 7:00 PM
1941 W Addison St, Chicago, IL
Your hostess in a gold sequined jacket, with a crystal ball and a bowl of kim chee stew
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A bubbling stone pot of kim chee stew beside a crystal ball and tarot cards
Tonight’s premonition

Kim Chee Stew

The spirits were very specific. It is red, it is bubbling, and it is already simmering in your future.

  • Three things we foresee
  • You will say “just a little.” You will not mean it.
  • Someone at the table will ask for seconds. It is you.
  • A light sweat is coming. Do not wear silk.
Your free reading

Your stew horoscope

The card has been drawn. It was the only card in the deck. Find your sign and accept your fate.

Fire signs

Aries · Leo · Sagittarius

You will say it isn’t spicy. Your forehead will disagree.

Earth signs

Taurus · Virgo · Capricorn

You will guard the tofu. The stars respect this.

Air signs

Gemini · Libra · Aquarius

You will talk through the whole first bowl and taste the second.

Water signs

Cancer · Scorpio · Pisces

You will cry. Blame the stew. Nobody will ask questions.

Meet your hostess
Dijon Warlock
Celebrity look-alike · Certified dinner psychic

“Friends, I see a table. I see a pot. I see you, reaching across someone for the kim chee. Call me now.”

Real callers. Real results.*
“She said I’d meet something tall, red and fermented. She was RIGHT.”Caller on line 2
“I called about my love life. I stayed for the tofu.”Caller on hold since 1994
“She knew I was hungry before I did.”First-time caller

*Results not typical. Callers are not actors. They are your friends, which is worse.

Operators are standing by

How it works

  1. Show up. Saturday at 7:00 PM, 1941 W Addison St. No touch-tone phone required.
  2. Get connected. A live psycho will sense your hunger and hand you a bowl.
  3. Stay on the line. Kim chee stew is served. Your future gets noticeably warmer.
First3 bowlsFree!*

*All bowls are free. We just like how it sounds.

The dinner hotline
1-900-KIM-CHEE
Our ratesYou pay
First minute$0.00
Each additional minute$0.00
Second bowl of stew$0.00
Knowing your futurePriceless
Good for one free readingShow this page at the door. Your reading will be: “You look hungry.” It will be accurate.